Here is some Inuyasha stuff I made up its like what would they do....what everyones point of view is and them on a show like Jerry Springer..stuff like that...just good ole comedy.
Talk Show Senario(I know that's spelled wrong)
Hello this is the CheyChey show...I am your host Cheyanna *BEEP*Today we have the cast of Inuyasha.Except for Shippou cause he's so annoying. Hello and welcome to our show.
Kagome-*Kagome smiles*We are glad to be here,Cheyanna.
Inuyasha:*crosses arms and turns head*Meh.Speak for yourself.
Miroku-Inuyasha you must be nicer we are on international television.There are women watching this.
Inuyasha-So?
Kagome*sigh*
Sango-Can we please move on?
Cheyanna-Of course.First topic..Inuyasha...how often do you bathe?
Inuyasha:That's none of your buisness wench!
Cheyanna-Sorry.Just giving the people what they want.So really..how much do you bathe?
Inuyasha-I bathe enough.
Sango-*snickers*Yeah sure Inuyasha.
Kagome-I must agree there.
Miroku-You do not smell pleasant Inuyasha that I must admit.
*Inuyasha stands up and clenches fists*Say that to my face!
*Sango pets Kiara*
Kagome-Inuyasha just bathe more and thats it.Next question Cheyanna?
Cheyanna-Okay.Sango...Do you like Miroku groping your butt?
*Sango's eyes widen*I DO NOT FIND IT PLEASANT AT ALL!
Miroku-Oh come on...I know you do*starts groping Sango*
Sango-AAH!!*hits Miroku hard on the head*
*Miroku falls down to floor with big bump on his head*
Kagome-Someone's in denial.
Inuyasha-Yeah just admit it Sango
*Sango glares at Inuyasha*
Cheyanna-Inuyasha...I think it is you who needs help with denial...What about your love for Kagome?
Sango-Yeah what about that!*sits back down and pets Kiara again*
Inuyasha-I don't love that wench!She helps me find the shards is all.*turns head and crosses arms again*
Kagome-INUYASHA!!!!!!!SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!
*Inuyasha goes face down into the ground 43 times*
*Miroku and Sango follow him with their eyes*
*Inuyasha gets up from hole and looks at Kagome*BITCH!
Kagome-SIT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Inuyasha falls down again*
*Miroku sighs*He doesn't know when to quit.
Sango-Inuyasha should just admit his love for Kagome before we all age and die.
Cheyanna-Yes.Next question.Kagome..Why do you always wear that skirt when you go to the Feudal Era?It's way too short.
Inuyasha-Her clothes ARE weird.
*Miroku grins*I don't mind her clothes at all.
Kagome-I just so happen to like this skirt!
Miroku-Me too!
*Kagome hits Miroku over the head hard*
Inuyasha-Feh.Lets just get on with this.We could be going out looking for jewel shards right now!
Cheyanna-*Looks at Inuyasha annoyed like*Yes of course...Inuyasha what's your deal with Kikyo?SHE'S DEAD!
*Inuyasha starts to look sd and then mad*It isn't any of your buisness.Meh.
Kagome-Inuyasha...for the Gods' sakes!She's dead.She works for Naraku!She hates you!She was the one that pinned you to that tree!She only lives by eating souls!She tries to kill you!!!!SHE'S NOT A LIVE MOST OF ALL!!!
Sango-Yes.Inuyasha,Kagome is her reincarnation.She's very much alive and in love with you.
*Kagome blushes*
Cheyanna-Well...I think it's time for some questions from the audience..Yes you with the yellow pikachu shirt on
Guy with yellow pikachu shirt on-Yes..Inuyasha....how do you keep your hair in such nice shape!
Inuyasha-Nothing.My hair is just talented...
Kagome-TALENTED?!!
Miroku-Yes Inuyasha I must agree with Kagome,talented?!!
Sango-Someone needs an ego check..*pets Kiara*
Kiara-mew!
Cheyanna-Next question..yes you woman with the black"everyone I hope you die shirt"on
Woman with the black"everyone I hope you die shirt"on-Miroku..can I bear your child?
*Everyone has a shocked face*
*Miroku grins*why of course my fair maiden...meet me when the show is done*he winks at the woman and she sits down giggling*
Inuyasha-Wow...he found someone to bear his child...
Kagome-It's the end of the world as we know it
*Sango sitting with a jealous look on her face and still petting Kiara*
*BEEP BEEP Breaking news picture shows*MIROKU HAS FOUND A WOMAN TO BEAR HIS CHILD!This is very big news indeed!
(okay I know its bad thats why I ended it there=D)
Inuyasha things that would never happen
Okay these are funny Inuyasha things that would never happen...if I get permission I will add some that other people have made but for now Mine will have to do(also I'm adding made up Inuyasha commercials):
*Inuyasha starts singing to the tune of the meow mix jingle:shards shards shards shards shards shards shard shards shards shards shards**He then starts hacking and coughs up a hair ball*
Kagome-Wait I thought only cats did that?
Inuyasha-Meh.We all have our days.
*You see Inuyasha biting into a human's leg*
Kagome-SNAP IN A HUMAN!
(its the slim jim one sorry its so bad but its the first thing that came to mind)
Inuyasha-maybe you really should go back to your time
Kagome-Okay
*Inuyasha thinks about Kagome in her time and then starts thinking about her and Houjo kissing*
Inuyasha-Maybe you shouldnt..
Kagome-uhh ok
*musIC plays EX-HOUJO.COM!!!!*
(It's the expedia commerical..)
*Shows Inuyasha walking with what seems a glass of water*
Inuyasha-Now it seems that when you are living in the Feudal Era you don't need your fiber..well thats wrong..YOU DO!I don't like those other mixes..they make the drink another color and it sure doesnt taste good.Thats why I use Benefiber!I choose clear!
*sips the water that is actually Benefiber things and he runs off to the nearest bathroom*
*shows Inuyasha and the gang and all the vilians in Jamaica holding hands and singing one love one life go to Jamaica and feel alright!*
*shows Kagome giving Inuyasha some Iam's(I'm not sure how to spell it exactly)and Inuyasha smiles and starts eating it*
Kagome-To give your dog a long life choose Iam's
*shows Inuyasha in the shower(he's covered up people!)and hes washing his hair with TRESemme and he goes TRESemme TRESemme Oo lala!*
*shows Kagome,Sango,and Miroku walking...*
Kagome-now I know theres something I should be sensing for but what is it..
*Inuyasha pops up and says SHARDS!But branch hits him in the face and Kagome doesnt hear him and it keeps going like this for a while and then Inuyasha gets really annoyed*
Inuyasha-SHARDS WENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome-DONE CALL ME WENCH!SIT!!!!!!!!!
*Inuyasha moans out:shards..*
*Sango's washing her hair with herbal essences and you hear her moaning YES YES YES!!!!!*
*next you see Miroku hearing Sango and he's smiling*
*Sango walks out and winks at Miroku*
*Inuyasha eating ramen*I'm lovin it!
(You know poeple...the Mcdonald's commercial)
Inuyasha-I think I'll just give myself an afro.
~Hour Later~
*Inuyasha walks out with an afro and disco clothes and does the chicken dance*
*Inuyasha in a tux tapdancing and singing the macarena*
*Inuyasha singing to the song I'm Too Sexy*
*Miroku gropes Sango*
Sango-aaah!!!!*Sango slaps Miroku*
*Inuyasha gropes Miroku*
Miroku-O_O
Kagome-I'm in love with a gay guy!
Inuyasha-Well come on you couldn't tell?!Just look at Sesshoumaru!
Sango and Kagome-Miroku can we give you a lapdance?
Inuyasha asking Kagome to bear his child
Inuyasha-Oh Kagome*crying*I don't want to fight anymore...this is tearing me up inside*cries harder*SO MANY DEMONS I'VE KILLED!!!*cries a lot harder*ohh I can't stand this anymore!
*Inuyasha in a bubble bath with pink towel wrapped around his hair*Oh I just love bubble baths!Now what shampoo should I use?Hmm....Pantene or Herbal Essences...Definately Herbal..*takes towel off and starts washing hair*Hey this feels good*starts moaning OHH!!!YES!!YES!!!*
Inuyasha-Guess what Kagome I got good news for you and it's about you and Kikyo.
Kagome-You chose me?
Inuyasha-No.But I did get Kikyo to get the shards from Naraku and now you can go back home
*Evil demons and people trying to kill Inuyasha and he keeps getting back and the more they try the more he gets up and next thing you see is Inuyasha with hot pink bunny ears and him beating a drum and he goes by the screen and then you hear Kagome say:He just keeps going and going and going*
*Inuyasha looks at Kagome's clothes on the tree*hmm I wonder what I'd look like...*Inuyasha puts on Kagome's clothes*OO!!!I'm so pretty!!Maybe I'll put my hair up!!*Inuyasha puts his hair up into pigtails*Yay!!I feel pretty oh so pretty!!*Inuyasha starts skipping about and picking flowers*
*Miroku walks in*Umm...Inuyasha what are you doing?
Inuyasha-Having fun!!
Miroku-It does look fun....let me try it!!*Miroku puts on Sango's demon exterminator outfit*Woo!!I am pretty!!
*Inuyasha and Miroku starts playing ring around the rosies and skipping about*
Truth or Dare
Me-Everyone lets play truth or dare!
Inuyasha-What's that?
Kagome-I know what it is.You'll get the hang of it guys!
Miroku-Alright let's play this game.
Me-Okay I'll go first.Inuyasha,truth or dare?
Inuyasha-uhhhh..Truth
Me-Who do you want to do it with...Naraku or Kouga!
Inuyasha-HEY I'M A GUY!GIVE ME A GIRL!
*Kagome laughing*Sorry Inuyasha but you must make a decision.
Inuyasha-Fine I guess Naraku..
*The gang laughs*
Inuyasha-Okay okay okay!My turn.Miroku,truth or dare?
Miroku-Dare
Inuyasha-I dare you to kiss Shippou's butt!
Miroku-AWW!!!NASTY!
Sango-Well you grab women's butts this will be of no difference.
*Miroku sighs and kisses Shippou's butt.Shippou blushes*
Miroku-that's it!Sango,truth or dare?
*Sango gulps and says truth*
Miroku-Fine.Do you think I am good looking?*evil smile*
Sango-Fine yes!I think you are too sexy for your robe!Too sexy for your love.Too sexy for my body!
Inuyasha and Kagome-Wow...
Shippou-I'm too young for this game.*Leaves with Kiara*
Sango-*sighs*Okay then.Kagome truth or dare.
Kagome-dare.
Sango-*grins*Kiss Inuyasha!
*Kagome gulps and walks over to Inuyasha*
Inuyasha-Uhhh
*Kagome kisses Inuyasha*
*the kiss turns into a make out session*
Miroku-Wow what a doozie.
Sango-I just said a kiss not to make out.
*Inuyasha and Kagome keep at it*
Miroku-I don't mind watching this at all.
*Inuyasha and Kagome stop*
Kagome-Wow..
Inuyasha-wow..
Sango..Wow...
Miroku-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!GO INUYASHA!!!
Kagome-*cough*my turn...umm....Chey truth or dare
Me-Truth
Kagome-Do you think Inuyasha is hot?
Me-HELL YEAH
*Inuyasha grins*
*Miroku gropes Sango*
*Sango screams and hits Miroku*
*Inuyasha and Kagome walk off holding hands*
Me-well I guess this game is over.....
